Johnny Turbo/Once Upon a Johnny Turbo

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¬This is a fan-non-fic about the JT universe reflecting the CoX universe in reflection with the Amir universe and that reflection of the CollegeHumor universe.

Jake and Amir: Explanation


Masked finds JT to be standing over his broken Xbox. “Wow,” Masked exclaims, “This is my Xbox. I just bought it. What happened!?”

Frantically, JT says, “I can explain… Jules walked into the office, right? And she was all like…”

And as JT continues to explain, we fade to the scene that he narrates. Imagino-Jules hops backwards into the scene like a rabbit, and in a high-pitched voice says, “Sup!” to Imagino-Offroad, who happened to just popped up from lying on the floor, and he replies in the same high-pitch as Jules’.

“Sup!” Then an intellectual conversation would occur between the two.

“Ah, hell naw. This is cray-zay in my nay-zay,” said Imagino-Jules in high pitch inflections.

“Ah-no. I’m a dumbass nerd!” Imagino-Offroad feared.

“And Jules was all like ‘…Uh, No Shiatsu’.”

It would fade back to Masked and JT standing over the broken Xbox. “So Jules said ‘And Jules was all like!?” asked Masked.

JT yells, “WILL. YOU. LET. ME. FINISH!? Okay? Anyway…” The scene then would fade back but now there are three of them in the scene. Somehow Draconic was now there.

“Oh, sheesh y’all,” Imagino-Draconic would say.

The rest of them join in with the following line in that high-pitch again in unison, “T’WAS A DREAM!”

Masked’s voice would be dubbed into the Imagino-scene, “Nobody said that.”

To which Imagino-Draconic replied, “You weren’t there.” Rave Spider then jumps along with the trio to begin an improvised rap.

“Yo, so! My name is Byron Murphy. I like to drink curphy!”

The scene jumps back to Masked and JT, “So he said his name was ‘Byron’ and he like ‘Curphy’? ‘Cause that sounds like something you would say because you don’t know his name is Grant and you don’t know how to pronounce things like ‘Coffee’.”

JT would continue to narrate as it fades again, “And then…”

“I’m gaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!” a now top-nude vibrating/shimmying/jazz-handing Imagino-Offroad would sing. The scene breaks and returns to the other two.

“Oh my gawd,” Masked angrily facepalms, “Just get to the Xbox!”

“Okay! Fine!” The scene fades over with JT’s narration “… So I walk in like a hero or whatever… and…” Imagino-JT takes a bat and swings at Masked’s new Xbox.

Imagino-Masked walks in angrily and asks, “Wow, what happened to my xbox!?” But his tone changes into a happier one, and continues, “This is ACE. Dinner tonight?”

Imagino-Amir answers, “Uh, YEAH.” The two then high-five.

“I never said that,” real-Masked criticizes.

Imagino-Masked replies, “Didn’t I?”

“Nope.”

“Ah,” and in a high-pitch voice ends, “Crazay.” Imagino-Masked takes the bat and continues to swing at the already broken Xbox on the floor.

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