X-Ray Ted
From Unofficial Handbook of the Virtue Universe
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| Smooth as ever. | |
| X-Ray Ted | |
| Player: @LooneyToons | |
| Origin: | Science |
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| Archetype: | Defender |
| Security Level: | 12 |
| Personal Data | |
| Real Name: | Ted Milewski |
| Known Aliases: | Long Ted Long, Ted E. Bare, Ted Lewis, Ted Miles, Miles Long |
| Species: | Human |
| Age: | 28 |
| Height: | 6'1" |
| Weight: | 170 lbs. |
| Eye Color: | Hazel |
| Hair Color: | Brown |
| Biographical Data | |
| Nationality: | American |
| Occupation: | Professional hero, ex-porn star |
| Place of Birth: | New Prague, Minnesota |
| Base of Operations: | Paragon City, RI |
| Marital Status: | Single and loving it, baby! |
| Known Relatives: | None |
| Known Powers | |
| Radiation Emission, Radiation Blast | |
| Known Abilities | |
| Recall Friend | |
| Equipment | |
| Jump pack, Pocket D VIP Pass, police band radio | |
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"You saw 'Maid of Steel'? Cool. That was some of my best work. Yeah, Kelly Fields is just as hot in person as on the screen. I tell you, she and I... but hey, that was a long time ago and the Ted-man doesn't kiss and tell. Not in public at least. So, whaddaya think about Miss Liberty? Is she a babe or what? Who cares if Statesman is her grampa? I mean, I'm a super, she's a super, we're both adults and good looking... Whaddayamean he's behind me?"
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Affiliations
Supergroup: The Legendary (Rank: Rumor)
Personality
Short and simple: Ted's the used-car salesman of superheroes. A bit greasy, a bit sleazy, but his heart is more or less in the right place. He's looking out for Number One, of course, which is why he's a hero in the first place -- have you seen what happens to super-types who work for the Mob? But he's still loyal -- to a point -- to any team or supergroup that'll have him.
Especially if they've got some good-looking babes.
Powers
An accident on the set of his last film left Ted with control over many forms of radiation, plus the ability to teleport.
Abilities
Ted has several skills which were of great use in his former profession but which would not bear repeating here. Additionally, he is a fair actor, of approximately the skill you would expect from a member of a local summer stock theatre. He has an eidetic memory for names and faces that serves him well, even if he does tend to consult it only for women.
Equipment
Jump pack, Pocket D VIP Pass, police band radio.
Character History
For nearly a decade, Ted Milewski was a successful star of adult films, with nearly a hundred "features" under a dozen names to his credit. At the peak of his career, a mysterious accident on the set of his latest feature, Big Booty Villain Babes ("3 stars" -- Adult Video World), put him in the hospital.
He came out a changed man, having learned that the accident had altered him and given him the ability to manipulate all manner of radiation.
The Family, which owned the studio and thus his contract, made him a very generous offer -- be a powered enforcer for them, or else. But that was the kind of action Ted didn't want to be involved in. He jumped ship right to the Freedom Phalanx, where his explanation (and subsequent testimony) earned him protection and a license as a hero.
Battle Cries and Catch Phrases
"Yeah, babe, yeah!"
Trivia
Tends to refer to himself rather bombastically in the third person.
Because of his former profession, Ted is surprisingly inured to displays of female flesh, and shows far less reaction to it than most people expect him to. This doesn't stop him from flirting.
